Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life
“The only people up at 3 am are in love, lonely, drunk, or all three.”
“Call your mother. Tell her you love her. Remember you’re the only person who knows what her heart sounds like from the inside.”
My roommate bought a pack of 24 rolls of toilet paper yesterday, in addition to the half dozen we already had, and stored all of them in the bathroom. And just let me tell you, there’s something incredibly calming and reassuring about looking next to you while you’re on the toilet and seeing 30 rolls of toilet paper sitting there. You get a feeling like, no matter how bad shit gets in there, you’re always going to make it out okay in the end.
“Being married someday is going to be so cool. like you get to come home to your best friend every single day and just do life together.”